Magician Because Hacking Reality is Way Cooler than a 9 to 5 Job Tee

¥3,935 JPY

Some people work nine to five. Others bend reality for a living.

“Magician, Because Hacking Reality is Way Cooler than a 9 to 5 Job” is the kind of shirt that reminds everyone you chose the better deal. It’s clever, funny, and perfect for magicians who know that performing isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.

Wear it when you’re out and about, because every moment in public is a chance to spark curiosity and maybe even land a gig while doing something completely normal.

Perfect for:
• Magicians who live for reactions, not routines
• Street and close-up performers who like bold, clever designs
• Hobbyists who’d rather practice magic than sit in an office
• A great gift for magicians who love witty magic humor
• Influencers or content creators in the magic niche

Note
Best for casual shows, conventions, or everyday wear. It may not suit formal venues, so save it for off-stage moments when you still want to make an impression.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.